Wifeless
Jeff: lol
great video
apparently you and william shatner have some things in common Michael: hey Jeff: although I suppose if it were you, you would have stolen the
bike and left cock soup in its place Michael: I don't always steal things and sick dobermans on people
lol Jeff: lol Michael: man
this has been a strange week Jeff: yeah, it's weird being wifeless, eh? Michael: I feel very ... unsettled
yeah
having Amy around normalizes me Jeff: it's weird when alice is gone Michael: forces me to go home, eat, sleep at a reasonable time Jeff: I stay up to late, eat random things for dinner Michael: all goo things
*good
lol
yeah Jeff: napkins, pepper corns, etc Jeff: heh, yep Michael: (yes, I actually made them) Jeff: I have cereal a lot Michael: and carpet Jeff: nom Michael: I watch TONS of sci fi Jeff: lol
yep Jeff: Alice gone = netflix on all day Michael: my schedule gets totally destroyed Jeff: I don't mind it for a day
perhaps two Michael: I feel like a friggin' slacker Jeff: but yes, it becomes very unsunstainable Michael: can't keep my normal schedule
it'll be two weeks
that is a long time Jeff: yeah, which is crazy
I think the max for me is 4 days
Men just degenerate into instant bachelorhood Michael: we've been away from one another for up to a week before ...
me in DC and her in CO
lol, it is so true
well mostly
I do not go after strange women
only normal ones
:P Jeff: "Huh? No woman? Me not know what do!"
lol Michael: I'm not sure what to do with myself tonight Jeff: our IQs drop at a rate of 8 points per day Michael: oh gosh
I should be drooling by now Jeff: goodness, you will have almost none left by the end Michael: and screaming "BEANS!" Jeff: lol
you should keep a journal
"Day 8. The voices have quieted some..." Michael: "Today I watched 6 hours of Star Trek: The Next Generation"
in a row. It is now 2 AM. I am hungry, so I eat wheat thins dipped in
ranch sauce. My alarm is set for 9:30 AM, which I think is too early.
I am only in my underwear." Jeff: I think the worst was when I had a beer, played video games AND
watched netflix all at the same time
rofl
man
this is a great blog idea
and all we would have to do is tell the truth Michael: "Somehow I have no towels left, although I only remember
using one over and over again. The squirrel got in to the attic, so I
rigged a high voltage chicken wire mesh on the floor. That'll teach
it. In other news, I know what is for dinner." Jeff: rofl
"This is fifth trip back to the kitchen from my desk. Sadly, no new
leftovers have manifested since my last trip. I remain hungry." Michael: "Day 5: My socks have disappeared again. I'll have to wear
sandals again, although I get made fun of if I do. I actually made
lunch today rather than scraping together change from my desk and
buying a year-old Hot Pocket from the vending machine." Jeff: "The lunch I made consisted of the last few bites of yesterday's
Hot Pocket, wrapped in a soft taco shell."
"Somehow I managed to watch three entire seasons of Buffy the Vampire
Slayer yesterday, even though that is more than 24 hours. I am still
not sure where I am." Michael: rofl ..... wow. "Day 6: I lost a tooth today. Amy will wonder
what happened. I can't bring myself to tell her that I didn't want to
get up from the couch and miss Babylon 5, so I reached over to the
dining room table to get my drink, fell off of the back of the couch
and smashed my mouth on a dining room chair while spilling crunchy
Cheetos down my last pair of clean boxers." Jeff: LOL Michael: " ... now my boxers are bloody and cheesy. She'll be suspicious." Jeff: "She has not forgotten last time." Michael: rofl
seriously, I am laughing out loud ... Jeff: "Day 14. I don't even call dominoes anymore, they just expect me
at 8:30pm. Netflix and Comcast both cancelled my accounts due to using
too much bandwidth. I wandered the halls of the apartment with my
laptop looking for an unsecured wireless network. Somehow I forgot to
put on pants when I did this." Michael: lol Jeff: time for a new blog
called Home ALone
*Alone
"One man's adventure in being one man. Alone. At home."
it's like the episode of IT crowd when Roy is homeless for 45 minutes Michael: "Day 9: I can't get through the front door any more. Too many
CAT5 cables. I knew I shouldn't have bought that 1000' box. I had to
turn the couch cushions over today. Every time I sat down I couldn't
get up again without bringing the cushion with me. Should I call the
EPA?"
is this getting posted to posterous?
great video
apparently you and william shatner have some things in common Michael: hey Jeff: although I suppose if it were you, you would have stolen the
bike and left cock soup in its place Michael: I don't always steal things and sick dobermans on people
lol Jeff: lol Michael: man
this has been a strange week Jeff: yeah, it's weird being wifeless, eh? Michael: I feel very ... unsettled
yeah
having Amy around normalizes me Jeff: it's weird when alice is gone Michael: forces me to go home, eat, sleep at a reasonable time Jeff: I stay up to late, eat random things for dinner Michael: all goo things
*good
lol
yeah Jeff: napkins, pepper corns, etc Jeff: heh, yep Michael: (yes, I actually made them) Jeff: I have cereal a lot Michael: and carpet Jeff: nom Michael: I watch TONS of sci fi Jeff: lol
yep Jeff: Alice gone = netflix on all day Michael: my schedule gets totally destroyed Jeff: I don't mind it for a day
perhaps two Michael: I feel like a friggin' slacker Jeff: but yes, it becomes very unsunstainable Michael: can't keep my normal schedule
it'll be two weeks
that is a long time Jeff: yeah, which is crazy
I think the max for me is 4 days
Men just degenerate into instant bachelorhood Michael: we've been away from one another for up to a week before ...
me in DC and her in CO
lol, it is so true
well mostly
I do not go after strange women
only normal ones
:P Jeff: "Huh? No woman? Me not know what do!"
lol Michael: I'm not sure what to do with myself tonight Jeff: our IQs drop at a rate of 8 points per day Michael: oh gosh
I should be drooling by now Jeff: goodness, you will have almost none left by the end Michael: and screaming "BEANS!" Jeff: lol
you should keep a journal
"Day 8. The voices have quieted some..." Michael: "Today I watched 6 hours of Star Trek: The Next Generation"
in a row. It is now 2 AM. I am hungry, so I eat wheat thins dipped in
ranch sauce. My alarm is set for 9:30 AM, which I think is too early.
I am only in my underwear." Jeff: I think the worst was when I had a beer, played video games AND
watched netflix all at the same time
rofl
man
this is a great blog idea
and all we would have to do is tell the truth Michael: "Somehow I have no towels left, although I only remember
using one over and over again. The squirrel got in to the attic, so I
rigged a high voltage chicken wire mesh on the floor. That'll teach
it. In other news, I know what is for dinner." Jeff: rofl
"This is fifth trip back to the kitchen from my desk. Sadly, no new
leftovers have manifested since my last trip. I remain hungry." Michael: "Day 5: My socks have disappeared again. I'll have to wear
sandals again, although I get made fun of if I do. I actually made
lunch today rather than scraping together change from my desk and
buying a year-old Hot Pocket from the vending machine." Jeff: "The lunch I made consisted of the last few bites of yesterday's
Hot Pocket, wrapped in a soft taco shell."
"Somehow I managed to watch three entire seasons of Buffy the Vampire
Slayer yesterday, even though that is more than 24 hours. I am still
not sure where I am." Michael: rofl ..... wow. "Day 6: I lost a tooth today. Amy will wonder
what happened. I can't bring myself to tell her that I didn't want to
get up from the couch and miss Babylon 5, so I reached over to the
dining room table to get my drink, fell off of the back of the couch
and smashed my mouth on a dining room chair while spilling crunchy
Cheetos down my last pair of clean boxers." Jeff: LOL Michael: " ... now my boxers are bloody and cheesy. She'll be suspicious." Jeff: "She has not forgotten last time." Michael: rofl
seriously, I am laughing out loud ... Jeff: "Day 14. I don't even call dominoes anymore, they just expect me
at 8:30pm. Netflix and Comcast both cancelled my accounts due to using
too much bandwidth. I wandered the halls of the apartment with my
laptop looking for an unsecured wireless network. Somehow I forgot to
put on pants when I did this." Michael: lol Jeff: time for a new blog
called Home ALone
*Alone
"One man's adventure in being one man. Alone. At home."
it's like the episode of IT crowd when Roy is homeless for 45 minutes Michael: "Day 9: I can't get through the front door any more. Too many
CAT5 cables. I knew I shouldn't have bought that 1000' box. I had to
turn the couch cushions over today. Every time I sat down I couldn't
get up again without bringing the cushion with me. Should I call the
EPA?"
is this getting posted to posterous?
